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2003-01-06 02:57:39
Another baby clowned by Hoorayliens

Quasi-Sciligeous group the "hoorayliens" told the world today that they had successfully clowned yet another baby.
World renowned scientists of the world who are renowned for being in the know strongly denied the possibility.
They stated that the clowning process as we know it requires such large amounts of custard and polka dot material that the hoorayliens could not possibly have undergone the research without huge amounts of financial backing.
"That amount of custard would cost more than a TV station" said Isiaah Jeronimoh Stevens (III), Creationist Evangelist and spokesperson for a rival religion.
Evidence of the clowning process presented to the press by the hoorayliens (also available for birthday parties and bar mitzvahs) included an elephant in a dress and some bright red footwear, that although only half an inch across, was two foot long.

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