France vanishes |
France vanishes into black hole,
An article by Amy Dittup.
Timeline 10:25am (CERN time),10th September: Large Hadron Colider switched on. Initial tests went safely and everyone breathes sigh of relief.
But no sub atomic collisions had been undertaken yet.
00.00 Hrs 12th September: First proton to proton collision carried out.
01.00 Hrs No communication from CERN, hacked Spy satellite shows devastating image from space.
"Oh Lord What Have we done?" cried Professor Eagles , top space universe and everything Scientist in an exclusive interview.
Our chief science correspondant Bif 'biffy' Bifferson said "This image appears to show what people might call a black hole, parts of France and the Swiss place appear to be being sucked into it, it could also be an expertly crafted piece of photoshop work, such as would be utilised in a glossy magazine to distort the consumers sense of reality"
Other reports coming in say 'this news article is totally fake, things are fine.'
Worried anyway? Then check out CERNS own page entitled "Are You Concerned" you can also check out their webcams to make sure its still there!